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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS:
Whats for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?
SAFER:
Can I help you with dinner?
Wow you sure look good in brown?
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there is apples left?
I hope you didn't overdo it today?
SAFEST:
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here is my paycheck.
I've always loved you in that robe.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
WOW look at YOU!
ULTRA SAFE:
Here, have a margarita
Here, have a margarita
Here, have a margarita
Here, have a margarita
Here, have a margarita